Posts
1. I say, "Yup" too much. (repeated by my toddler in much cuter fashion)
2. My husband says "damn" and "crap" too much.
3. If you tell a child to get in their damn bed, they will reply that they ARE IN THEIR DAMN BED.
4. It is very hard to keep a straight face in the face of all of the above.
5. "You won't get so fat if you just stop eating SO MUCH" (Advice from my then 5 year old... I was pregnant)
6. It is possible to skate on the kitchen floor if you toss a bunch of flour on there.
7. Blackberry stains are really hard to get off of the ceiling (or anything else)
8. Potty training is a marathon not a sprint
9. It's hard to be 3 years old. Or 7. Or 9... but 4 seems like a great year.
10. A certain religious figure, who rose from the dead and ascended into heaven on the 3rd day... might also qualify as a zombie. Technically.
